Packing List

I’m off to Hawaii tomorrow. You know what that means. It’s time to start packing. Well, not exactly yet. I still have the rest of the day. For now, there are too many other things to do, like begin my swimsuit exercise regimen. I’m a little late on this, I know, but I figure if …

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Sammy Be Good

Be kind I say to myself when I walk out the door if I remember. Do unto others what goes around comes around it takes eighty-six muscles to frown and only two to smile. Be generous there are children in Africa China America with less besides you can’t take it with you. I glare at …

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Snack Haiku

A full bag of chips. Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. Empty bag of chips. Peanut, all dressed up. I’m still going to eat you. Top hat, anyone?