How to Stay Motivated

Staying motivated is harder than ever these days, mostly because nothing seems worth doing anymore. By that, I mean, everything seems worth doing until you actually do it and see it for what it is. If that makes no sense, don’t worry. Neither does anything else. That’s why staying motivated is harder than ever these days.

In the olden days–think before the wheel–staying motivated was no piece of cake either. In fact, in the whole history of time, man has done very little he wasn’t forced to do.

Be it the search for food, exercising, or taking out the trash, man finds little reason to act unless a woman is nagging him to do it. For the record, women would be just as happy putting their feet up after a full day of work than making dinner for a family of five. If it were completely up to us, we’d eat a lot more grilled cheese sandwiches too, which can easily pass for dinner because they require a pan for cooking.

To that end, here are six easy steps to stay motivated.

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Sammy Be Good

Be kind
I say to myself
when I walk out the door
if I remember.
Do unto others
what goes around comes around
it takes eighty-six muscles to frown
and only two to smile.
Be generous
there are children in Africa
with less
besides you can’t take it with you.
I glare at the idiot in front of me with more
than nine items
and wonder if he’s ever heard of the Golden Rule.
How golden it would be
to whack him on the head
with my lone baguette.
Maybe a string around my finger.

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Snack Haiku


A full bag of chips.
Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.
Empty bag of chips.

Peanut, all dressed up.
I’m still going to eat you.
Top hat, anyone?

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